What can I say. If you've got it, flaunt it.

I mean, really show it off. Strut like a preening rooster, wear a cool dog tshirt, grow a little Salvator Dali mustache if you can. Bitches love a well waxed mustache.
And a sweaty wifebeater.

Yeah, that's what I need next, to go underneath my lovely Macho Man tshirt. A wifebeater!!

This is a genuine Yellow Hydrant Clothing® dog tshirt, made in the USA (not China) of 100% Combed Cotton. Please view the size charts for your dog's ideal shirt size.