Everytime we go to McDonalds, I see that sign that says no ugly dogs allowed.

Like your girlfriend.

Me and my girlfriend, well, we ain't ugly, so we waltz right in. And eat sundaes while wearing these hot-to-trot dog t-shirts that announce our beauty to the world.

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